Corrupt a Wish

Too late. I was corrupted looooong ago.

I want... a kyo big enough for me to lie on. ^.^

turns out it's only me dressed as kyo

hmm I want some other people to participate in this thing as well T_T

Uhnn.... yeah, you're answers are too predictable

Sure, but it's my twin, my mother, my father and my sisters.

I want a sign like that -->

Ackkkkk nooooooooo not your family nooooooooo

okay but it wieghs 3 tons so you can't lift it


I want you to lend me a japanese translator T_T

Sure. It's a trade. Now give me that amazingly fast translator of Nodame.

I want you to lend me $1000000.

noooooo wayyyyyy in helllllll

hmm 1 million eh okay but it's from my 500 million in monopoly money

I want you to want what I want ???? conundrum eh?

Hmm... we think enough alike that it's likely. xP

Okay, except I want myself now more than I want you so off and marry a mirror.

I want bunny slippers.

yes but they are rabid bunnies haha

I want pikachu slippers

You get shocked the entire time you were them.

I want a new, bigger, and better teddy.

but it turns out to be alive and it kills people including you

I want an alienware laptop

Okay, it explodes once you turn it on.

I want big shower.

hmm okay but it has no water pressure or hot water

I want a hot tub

there's no water.

I want to be in bed.

but it's hard and crowded

I want to play in the snow right now

Sure, but it's fake.

I to dance in the rain.

hmm but it's during a typhoon

I love snow so I want to play in real snow right now

Okay, but it melts the moment you touch it.

I want to lose weight...

sure but you become skin and bones

I want nah I only want nah not much

Awwww! I should post what you really mean. xP

Okay, but I die before we meet in person.

I wish to be able to build the house of my dreams.

okay but you become a giant and can't fit


I wish to just finish my degree in economics or whatever. blah blah

Okay, but you still won't be able to get a job.

I wish to be an honours student

wow... just back and forth like a see-saw betwixt Tii-chan and luisalirio84...

anyways:
ok, can be an honours student.
but you find the material too hard, and you drop out in three months.

I want to be able to bend space-time!

aha! good one. i have nothing to say to that except:

that's not possible.

but you can try bending a spoon.

with your mind.

it just might work.

i wish i can have a pet mosquito.

*cough cough* i'm doing this wrong, right? i always end up doing the wrong things.

oh well.

i'll be right one day.

stylt! you meanie!

i have no wish to crumble! no heart to break T_T

WHY????

because you didnt make a wish T_T

but i have one wish...world domination. ever heard of it???

i want to rule the world!! have over 6 billions minion on my palm, ready to crush when i want to...MUAHAHAHAHA!

woah that's just like my dream...well you get your wish then i kill you and take your place.

I wish that we can keep releasing koukou debut in hq (I dare you to corrupt it)